Choose Your Three Quest Companions

Hey reader! I’m trying to make this a weekly thing, so the more suggestions I get, the better (I currently have enough to last me two months). Just let me know in the comments if you think of a ‘Choose Your Companions’ idea. XXOO Gabs

OK, so this time, it’s choose your three companions for a quest. People, we’re looking for the Hold Grail, returning the ring to the hell from which it came, rescuing the princess, hell, just going down to the grocery store for some potatoes. Which three women would you take with you?

Anyway, you can choose based on whatever media and whatever criteria you choose. And double all you like.

My choices:

1. Xena. Um… Duh.

2. Starbuck from BsG. Yeah, Earth turned out to be rotten. Who cares, she still found it.

3. Hermione Granger from Harry Potter. Because where would Harry be without Hermione? Oh, that’s right, dead by the end of the first book.

Your picks?

Honouring Australian Women

Just a quick post: in light of Australia Day, I got to thinking about awesome Australian women. I’m interested in an exchange of names of awesome Australian women over the years.  I’m history-oriented, so my immediate thoughts are towards those in the history books, but I’m interested in what everyone else thinks.

Gabs

Nancy Wake

Caroline Chisolm

Edith Cowan

Fiona Stanley

Choose Your Three Deserted Island Companions

OK, We had a lot of fun with the choose-your-three-bodyguards post, so I propose a new one:

Choose your three deserted island companions. You can choose them on the basis of their to a rat-like ability to escape anything short of a lead-lined bunker, their scavenger skills, their ability to keep you company, I don’t care. Just give me a good explanation as to why you pick these three women and go for it. Also, once someone has said it, no doubleling.

My pick:

Starbuck from the newest BsG series. Because she would just find a conveniently-located alien spaceship, reverse-engineer it, and fly us home.

Ellie Linton from John Marsden’s Tomorrow series. I know she started off with a lot of supplies and scavenged a lot of the invading army, but still, I’d want her on my side than against it.

Phryhne Fisher, from Kerry Greenwood’s titular series. Because she has escaped from just about anything else the Australian east coast  has to offer, what’s a deserted island to her?

OK, that’s me, what do you reckon?

Choose Your Three Bodyguards

A few years ago, there was a questionnaire circling about who would you chose as your bodyguard (including fictional). The three choices that kept coming back were Sarah Conner, Ellen Ripley and Vasquez. So I’m going to put a feminist twist on it: choose three women you would choose to fight side-by-side with. It can be book, film, tv, anime, manga, any other media that’s there. If she exists outside your imagination and you can justify it , she counts.

The Rules: No-one from the Terminator or Alien series. Sorry, but too obvious.

My pick:

1. Ellie Linton from John Marsden’s Tomorrow series. The girl is a teenage MacGyver. She makes bombs out of the bits and pieces she finds lying around.

2. Minerva McGonagall from the Harry Potter series. I know it sounds odd, but at one point in Deathly Hallows, she’s all ‘get your shit together, Voldemort is coming’.

3. Gina ‘Mother’ Newman, from Matthew Reilly’s Scarecrow series. Mother is short for motherfucker. She’s faced killer whales, rats to her face, terrorists from pretty much every country in the world. (Apart from Reilly’s Australia. We have no terrorists, no sireee.)  They all died. She lived.

So let me know what you think. I’d love to compile a list of kick-ass females that doesn’t involve Aliens or Terminator.

No, everyone cannot just go get a job

I’ve been trying to figure out precisely how many jobs are available in the US at any time, but I think that information is not tracked. I guess it would involve employers letting someone know, “We’re hiring a new [position]” every time they decide to do so, and nobody in the government would take the time to keep up with that.

The reason I wanted this stat was: I bet it’s a smaller number than the number of adults over 18. But then, not every adult over 18 needs a job.

I’ve been hearing a lot of people default to the old Reagan era standby when confronted with the Occupy movement: “Oh, shut up and get a job.” But it’s not that simple, and I wish I had the stats to show why, but I can’t find them. So here’s the anecdota.

Getting a job is not equally easy for everyone

  • Most of the people I know who’ve recently been hired are fresh out of college. Few employers want to hire workers who have experience and have already commanded decent salaries and know their rights.
  • Even when employers are happy to hire older workers, workers who are 50+ cost them a lot more on health insurance, if the job even provides that. It sadly does not really make business sense due to how healthcare is handled in this nation to hire people over 50, so that group is really, really screwed when they lose a job.
  • Lots of employers buy into the totally bogus idea that fat people automatically cost more on health insurance than skinny ones, so they won’t hire people who are even a little overweight. Ironically, several recent skinny hires I know have fairly big health issues, and all the chubby people I know happen to have good health. And you know what else? Weight is absolutely no indicator which employees might need thousands of dollars’ worth of psychiatric medications and/or therapy sessions. But the prejudice persists.
  • Employers don’t want to hire people with “gaps” in their “employment history”, so the following groups are always lucky to find part time minimum wage employment: the currently unemployed, someone who’s been staying home to raise kids, and people who have taken off time to nurse ailing relatives. Are those your idea of “bad people” who are “lazy” and just “don’t want a job?” If so, I sincerely hope your family sensibly refuses to take time off to care for you when you’re old and ailing. Wouldn’t want them to be “lazy”, would you?
  • The disabled are always at a severe disadvantage. While they may have much to contribute, most employers, like most people, just assume it’ll be a lot of trouble and don’t even really consider hiring them. I have worked or temped at probably 100 different offices over about 15 years on the west coast, and you know what? I’ll let you know the instant I see a physically disabled person at one. It hasn’t happened yet. That should tell you something.

Jobs aren’t the cure-all

And none of this even touches the fact that “getting a job” does not equal “getting a job that anyone can actually live on. Again, no one has stats on this, but a huge number of jobs in the US don’t come with insurance or even paid sick time.

  • Most waitstaff at restaurants
  • Most retail workers (some corporations provide it IF the employees work X hours a week, and then only let a very few ever have that many hours)
  • Delivery personnel, other than the USPS (as with retail, some companies provide it with a certain number of hours, but many employees aren’t given that number of hours)
  • Fast food workers.
  • Telemarketers/call centers.

Start counting the number of workers in those fields you encounter every day. It’s a huge number of people. And many of those people – most, in my experience – do not have a spouse whose insurance they can be included on, because people tend to marry similarly employed folks. Meaning, a professional who has health insurance will marry another professional who has health insurance rather than marry someone who works at a call center.

What the real problem is

When you hear people “whining” about the income gap, they’re not talking about younger workers not being as well off as older workers. That’s a normal function of seniority and everyone knows it. The problem is this:

  • [Whelton PDF link] shows that in 1970, in the US, the average CEO made 11 times what the average hourly worker made. In 2000, the average CEO made 531 times what the average hourly worker made.
  • Globally, in 2004, the average CEO earned to 10 times what average workers earned. This is a trend specific to the US.
  • The rising CEO salaries are not in proportion to profits earned.
  • Some individual CEOs earn more than the president, vice president, Supreme Court and Congress PUT TOGETHER.

That’s a Ponzi scheme, folks. It is not sustainable. That means, it can’t go on forever like a more stable economic system. It means that executives are draining more not just from the overall salary pool, but the company profits. Of course we can’t expect CEOs to be urgent about changing it – it’s designed to benefit them. But if you are not a CEO, and you’re just holding onto the idea that any decision made by people in authority must be brilliant, and anyone not in authority complaining about it must be defective, you need to exercise your brain. You should be very, very worried. I know loads of people who have good jobs and work hard, and they are worried, too – because they have enough sense to realize they could be next. And if not them, someone they care about.